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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.