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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.