How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil