I cry when I chop an onion.
I can sleep with a light on.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Because his mother was in a jam.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
In thier archives.
He liked to chop and change!
They both die if you chop them
