What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!