What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2?

Nothing.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.