What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.