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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.