What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.