What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.