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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.