Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os