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Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.