Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang