Why are pills white?

Because they work.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!