Why are pills white?

Because they work.

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What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!