Pill Jokes

Why are pills white?

Because they work.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you