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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.