What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...