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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

Why are pills white?

Because they work.