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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you