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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

Ereptile dysfunction

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)