What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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No one can ever know.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

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I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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They outgrew their leotards.

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A Thesaurus.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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BakLAVA

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Roaming Catholic

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)