March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Previous Random Joke Next

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic