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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady