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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.