What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.