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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.