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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!