What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.