What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Fry Chicken Jokes More Fry Chicken Jokes

Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!