The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
He lost his hearing.
A widower.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
To get to the other side.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Well they'd look silly with long hair!
Because it didn't.
To get to the dark side...
WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!