Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.