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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs