Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".