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Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*