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Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.