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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.