Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu