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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*