Menu Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.