Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."