Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu