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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...