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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Because they want to.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

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The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...