Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...