Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu