What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"