What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

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What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.