What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware