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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.