What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.