What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.