What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.