What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars