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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.