None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
That's not funny.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
It's a secret!
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
A rather excited moth
One. Five. One.