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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.