How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.