How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.