How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

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How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag