How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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Missile Toe

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.