They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Lays, because they are full of air.
Because they don't have attachments!
It's a vacuum!
