How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.