They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
All my Apollo-gies.
You give him space.
Because they have no attachments.
Because they don't have attachments!
