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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers