Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!