Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!