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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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The Milky Wei.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.