Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.