Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU