Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst