What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Round Table Jokes More Round Table Jokes

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot