Sir Charge
To avoid monkey suits
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Because he was sick of chainmail.
Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Because they have bills.
So no one could corner him!
