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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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They always pay in shingles.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Shorts!

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HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Sir Veillance

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Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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They prefer cash.

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He's making bankon.

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Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot