What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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Buy high sell higher.

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The fun guy

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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He was charged with battery.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot