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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Round Table Jokes More Round Table Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!