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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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You pay for the pizza.

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They take the long-grain home.

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Chernobyl fall out.

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Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Sir Loin!

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With a deadly weapon.

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On television!

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They prefer cash.

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Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot