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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!