What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.