What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.