What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.