What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.