Because they always take things, literally.
A kleptomaniac!
Someone who takes everything literally
Because they take everything literally.
Because they take things literally.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because they always take things literally
He was taking a sheet.
It was an absolute steal!
He couldn't take any more lip!
Because they take everything, literally.
He couldn't take a joke.
They take things literally.
Because they always take things literally.
The take everything, literally.
They always take things literally.
Insolvent
Vacation.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
He just couldn't grasp it.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
I pity the full!
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*