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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!