What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally