What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.