Angel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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A pin.

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He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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A-spare-I-guess

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How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Owens can finish a race.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z