In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Because devils are horny.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
To hold up their pants.
A God dam engineer.
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
They lived harpily ever after!
Halo.
They say Halo.
She had harp failure.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
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It's a match made in Heaven!
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
Look mom, an angel!
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
A Cairo-practor.
They wished it was Anubis.
To liquidate their bills.
A horse and rider.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
You might get a hole in one.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
A bible
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Abel to see you ha ha!
It's a place of udder delight.
Meh
INNUENDO!!!!!!!
A widower.
