In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
To hold up their pants.
A God dam engineer.
They lived harpily ever after!
Halo.
They say Halo.
She had harp failure.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
It's a match made in Heaven!
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
Look mom, an angel!
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
When it'sa Jar-Jar.
He Jar Jar Blinked.
UCLA
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
Paranoid!
She sat on it.
They're both made up.
Tune a fish
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
4 the home team
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
He kilt himself
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
Because it had too many threads.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
