Angel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.