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Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Ihop Jokes More Ihop Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop