Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Ihop Jokes More Ihop Jokes

Where does a legged waitress work?

IHOP.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.