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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!