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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!