Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.