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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!