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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.