Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.