Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.