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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.