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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!