Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak!...

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."