Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers