Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."