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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."