What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!