What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.