What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.