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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.