What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!