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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!