Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin