Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!