Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.