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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers