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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!