Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.