What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.