What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire