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What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.