What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!