What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Gator-raid.

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They could be stalking you!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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A tire!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire