X-post from r/bicycling Attire
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Attire.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Attire
Neither one knows how to whistle!
A tire.
A tyre (attire)
X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)