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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

S Jokes More S Jokes

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?