Attire.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Mmmm. Move Over.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Will the defendant please rise.
Hobos
Because he has no proper tea!
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
Attire.*
A tire.