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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean