What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean