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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean