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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...