What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!