What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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They're always looking for Grant money.

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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I am leg end.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!