What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.