What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Just planning ahead...

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I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Tulips.