What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.