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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.