What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"