Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Who's there! Cork! Cork who?

Cork and beans!

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.