Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.