Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Garbanzo Jokes More Garbanzo Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.