Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Garbanzo Jokes More Garbanzo Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.