Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...