Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion