Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.