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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.