What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.