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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.