What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

They both have had major burns on their face.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.