What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.