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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.