Hinduism... Om......
I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
Resistance if feudal
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.