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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

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What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day