What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.