What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.