What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

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Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.