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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day