Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day