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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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I feel positively charged!

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.