How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired