How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No