How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'