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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'