How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired